The deeper meaning

My circum vitae reads as follows -
"Poseidon- Master of the sea,
Closest companion - My Trident and my lahvley lass
A Bit o' me? :-
Endowed with the mystical ability of creating
delu(ge)sions among mortals and sea farer's alike.
Cursed with the quintessentially narcissistic nasty temper so common to us Norse chaps.
Blessed with a doggedness of a rougue dolphin, and the stubborness of a grizzled old sea turtle.
'Thrust' with an 'Ego 'as large as the blue whale, and Served with an appetite of a Great white.
My Guile and reach as far as the tentacled Octopus briareus. and a heart as soft as a jelly fish,
and of course, last but not the least, the unique talent to brag and puff up ....like the harmless and ubiquitous- puffer fish."
Well, im characteristically banal u see, often painfully placid in scholarly skill. But as a shameless show-man, i also do suffer from an OCD of entralling my online audience. (weakness)
....that's all for now, ye land languisher's , its time for me to return to the frothy depths!...hey! now that brings to mind..heh heh....(harrumph! Behave yourself Poseidon!) ...err..al'right'y folks! ...dee(U)p dee(U)p and away!