Thursday, February 02, 2006

The deeper meaning

My circum vitae reads as follows -
"Poseidon- Master of the sea,
Closest companion - My Trident and my lahvley lass
A Bit o' me? :-
Endowed with the mystical ability of creating
delu(ge)sions among mortals and sea farer's alike.
Cursed with the quintessentially narcissistic nasty temper so common to us Norse chaps.
Blessed with a doggedness of a rougue dolphin, and the stubborness of a grizzled old sea turtle.
'Thrust' with an 'Ego 'as large as the blue whale, and Served with an appetite of a Great white.
My Guile and reach as far as the tentacled Octopus briareus. and a heart as soft as a jelly fish,
and of course, last but not the least, the unique talent to brag and puff up ....like the harmless and ubiquitous- puffer fish."
Well, im characteristically banal u see, often painfully placid in scholarly skill. But as a shameless show-man, i also do suffer from an OCD of entralling my online audience. (weakness)
....that's all for now, ye land languisher's , its time for me to return to the frothy depths!...hey! now that brings to mind..heh heh....(harrumph! Behave yourself Poseidon!) ...err..al'right'y folks! ...dee(U)p dee(U)p and away!

Monday, January 30, 2006

The Deep mystery.

Somebody once asked me on where i stand, on the literary largesse of cyber space.
Well its simple- Space! .
(A'hem , sorry not thin air, 'cause space is all vaccum)
What? Yes you heard it right, space.
- the realm that's immeasurable and infinite, offering totalitarian freedom in all it's totality, 'San's' the clamour for claiming a piece of it, which is so typical of gluttonous fruit cake's everywhere.
You see, that's the beauty of entering a metaphysical realm.
One does not have to stand anyplace, its fun enough being the spectator, a crude but effective transition to the Roman games.

" But then, when things get really blah! ,
Poseidon rises out his liquid lounge`,
Drumming up the all the Ah! 's. "

Oh well, (for a non sea dweller), this pseudo realistic realm offers the license to :---
....Gloat, (gllbb blub) bloat (puffff!) and float (bauurp! >'cuse me<).

Define this!

---> Point to ponder on?
BlogThis! - A euphemism for ' foul mouthed e-logs', catered to and tailor made for, both the angst-ridden diaspora and the narcissistic native alike.